Diary of a Gamer

This week I was out at a Coheed & Cambria gig when our regularly scheduled Gaultria session was taking place and so my place was valiantly filled by my wife. After reading her description of events I don’t think I’ll be letting her control Sefu any more…
we was walking through the trees looking for the [...]

I were right, strange elf man didn’t believe that the two-day old fourteen year old girl was the one what shot at me and he shouted something with funny words , I fink he’s a bit stupid to be honest, he wasn’t even talking with real words
so then he started hurting the scary lady with [...]

had a busy night after we got out of the crashed ship. we was gonna go ahead and find another bit of the ship but then pretty elf lady remembered that there would be more air spirits and she got scared so we didn’t go.
instead we went where stinky elf man told us there was [...]

got a lot to say this time, wanted to write it down before but my diary was on the ship and i wasn’t
wait, need to write about that bit first!
we got rid of the rat man at the last place we stopped and the captain told me and some others to go see her in [...]

what happenin’ to me?! i so confused, was doing guardin’ and got a message from the captin, said i should go to the back room of the bar to get a reward for my good work. when i got there, silly minstrel girl was all over me with her hands and her lips. i told [...]

Last Week
got a job today. am doing more guard work on one of dem big airships the zebranaut it’s called, or somethin’. get food once a day every day. get sleep once a day every day. get a purple sash. i likes purple.
Last Night
airship stopped in al-something, always al-something. new passengers got on. started trying [...]